Bescumbers!

Ah, the bescumber — a fantastically unpleasant old insult that means, quite literally, to soil or sully. (Shakespeare would be proud.) This cheeky card delivers its message with a knowing wink and elegant presentation. It’s the perfect way to let off steam without ever raising your voice — or to gift a friend with a shared sense of sarcasm.

Designed for those who love their humour smart, vintage, and just a touch outrageous.

Perfect for:
– Lovers of obscure insults
– Venting with style
– Shakespeare fans
– Cards that say what you’re really thinking (with charm, of course)

• Printed on our luxury off white card 
• 400gsm 
• A6 size 
• Comes with a white envelope 130gsm

All our cards are made in the UK, 100% recyclable.